shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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