I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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