I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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