I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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