Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I accidentally burped into my bong.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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