i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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