Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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