Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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