Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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