How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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