this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
