She announced her abortion via fbk
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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