did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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