So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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