We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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