Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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