This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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