Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
