This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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