just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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