question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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