So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just found a bag of teeth...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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