Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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