ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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