No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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