You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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