I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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