Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Found your dick twin last night
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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