Already got asked if we're dating
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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