i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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