My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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