A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
