bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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