Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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