I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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