he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
