our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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