It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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