me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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