Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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