she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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