Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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