I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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