Soap is not a condiment
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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