Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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