I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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