There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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