ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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