We're facebook friends in real life
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
