: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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