He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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