just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The power of my boobs compel you
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
