I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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