all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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