Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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