Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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