So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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